The United States of Americat
Does your cat run into the other room at top speed for no apparent reason? Is he or she jumping at strange shadows or nothing? Has there been other actions that seem suspicious? As the day for the takeover comes closer, the cats are getting ready. Are the humans?
This document uncovers the name changes that have in store for the United States and their capitals.
This document uncovers the name changes that have in store for the United States and their capitals.
Montgomery, Alabama
Juneau, Alaska Phoenix, Arizona Little Rock, Arkansas Sacramento, California Denver, Colorado Hartford, Connecticut Dover, Delaware Tallahassee, Florida Atlanta, Georgia Honolulu, Hawaii Boise, Idaho Springfield, Illinois Indianapolis, Indiana Des Moines, Iowa Topeka, Kansas Frankfort, Kentucky Baton Rouge, Louisiana Augusta, Maine Annapolis, Maryland Boston, Massachusetts Lansing, Michigan St. Paul, Minnesota Jackson, Mississippi Jefferson City, Missouri Helena, Montana Lincoln, Nebraska Carson City, Nevada Concord, New Hampshire Trenton, New Jersey Santa Fe, New Mexico Albany, New York Raleigh, North Carolina Bismarck, North Dakota Columbus, Ohio Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Salem, Oregon Harrisburg, Pennsylvania Providence, Rhode Island Columbia, South Carolina Pierre, South Dakota Nashville, Tennessee Austin, Texas Salt Lake City, Utah Montpelier, Vermont Richmond, Virginia Olympia, Washington Charleston, West Virginia Madison, Wisconsin Cheyenne, Wyoming |
Meowgomery, Abyssinia
Junocicat, Alascat Sphynx, Arussianblue Litter Box, Arcatsas Sacatmento, Calicornia Donskoy, Catorado Yarnford, Connecticat Devon Rex, Dwelfaware Tabbyhassee, Felina Atlantabby, Growlgia Honoluna, Hawhiskers Bastet, Idahel Sylvester, Illinoise Indianapawlis, Indinahna Des Mewes, Meowa Top Cat, Catsas Fritzfort, Catucky Batom Rouge, Longhaira Augrowlsta, Manx Annapawlis, Meowyland Pawston, Meowsachusettes Lansiamese, Meowchigan St. Paw, Meownesota Jasper, Hississippi Jeffhisson, Hissouri Heathcliff, Mewtana Lincat, Nebrascat Catson City, Nevaduchess Catcord, Mew Cheshire Trentom, Mew Jersey Santa Feline, Mew Mexicat Alleybany, Mew York Ralley, North Catolina Hissmarck, North Dacata Catlumbus, Ohisso Ocathoma City, Ocathoma Salem, Oregarfield Hissesburg, Pawsylvania Pawvidence, Rhode Ivan Catlumbia, South Catolina Purr, South Dacata Nashville, Home of Catry Music, Tenhissee Pawstin, Texhiss Salt Lick City, Mewtah Mewtpawlier, Vermeownt Richmeowndm, Virginger Olympersian, Washnellyton Cheshireton, West Virginger Madhisson, Wiscatson Cheshirenne, Wyowling |
The catastrophe is coming. Don't let the cats take over. We may all be forced to play with balls of yarn.
Photos by Mary Hawkins