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Are you plants scraggly, scrawny or puny? When your neighbors walk by your yard do they comment on the male pattern gardening? When you mow the lawn, do you use you garden shears?
If you answered, “Yes,” to any of these questions, then we have an answer for you. From the creators of the Two-Minute Tea Warmer and the Fabulous Potato Shaver, comes a revolutionary new product. So new and so revolutionary that we can’t actually say its name until after we tell you what it does.
Turn your frail ferns into viral vasculars, your gaping holes into green grass and your basic Boston Ivy into a bonanza! This product is so good, even master gardeners can’t tell the difference. You will have your yard looking like a prize winner from Better Homes and Gardens in no time.
All you need to do is pick up the phone and 1-888-PLNT-EXT. That’s 1-888-756-8398. Tell our friendly yard consultants what plants you have and in four to six weeks, you will receive your very own yard replenishing kit.
Your kit will contain everything you need to get that yard to go from third rate to great! There’s no pruning, cutting, digging, pulling, weaving, spading, or weeding involved. If you can operate a paper clip, you can use our ultra-secret product.
And if you order right now, we’ll include twice what you would normally get for the same low price. Order within the next 15 minutes and you will receive these Ginsu Gardening Shears – just for trying us out.
Still not interested in our Plant Extensions? Hear what these happy customers have to say:
“My front yard went from yucky yellow to gorgeous green in less than an hour!” – Harry from Pendleton
“My neighbor, Paula, has won three blue ribbons at the county fair for her roses. Now she’s jealous of my rose bushes!” – Melanie from Hoeboken
“PLANT EXTENSIONS! THEY ARE EXTRA FABULOUS!” – Francine from Toronto
Place your order now!
(Penguinate.com does not endorse or sell this product.)
If you answered, “Yes,” to any of these questions, then we have an answer for you. From the creators of the Two-Minute Tea Warmer and the Fabulous Potato Shaver, comes a revolutionary new product. So new and so revolutionary that we can’t actually say its name until after we tell you what it does.
Turn your frail ferns into viral vasculars, your gaping holes into green grass and your basic Boston Ivy into a bonanza! This product is so good, even master gardeners can’t tell the difference. You will have your yard looking like a prize winner from Better Homes and Gardens in no time.
All you need to do is pick up the phone and 1-888-PLNT-EXT. That’s 1-888-756-8398. Tell our friendly yard consultants what plants you have and in four to six weeks, you will receive your very own yard replenishing kit.
Your kit will contain everything you need to get that yard to go from third rate to great! There’s no pruning, cutting, digging, pulling, weaving, spading, or weeding involved. If you can operate a paper clip, you can use our ultra-secret product.
And if you order right now, we’ll include twice what you would normally get for the same low price. Order within the next 15 minutes and you will receive these Ginsu Gardening Shears – just for trying us out.
Still not interested in our Plant Extensions? Hear what these happy customers have to say:
“My front yard went from yucky yellow to gorgeous green in less than an hour!” – Harry from Pendleton
“My neighbor, Paula, has won three blue ribbons at the county fair for her roses. Now she’s jealous of my rose bushes!” – Melanie from Hoeboken
“PLANT EXTENSIONS! THEY ARE EXTRA FABULOUS!” – Francine from Toronto
Place your order now!
(Penguinate.com does not endorse or sell this product.)