Five bad pick-up lines from 'Cinderella'
If you are scouring Disney films for pick-up lines, you probably have bigger problems than getting dates. (Don’t worry, I’m right there with you.) Anyway, here are five pick-up lines from Cinderella that you won’t want to use.
5. “I know it isn’t easy, but at least we should try and get along together.” It seems clever enough, but good salesmanship should never put an idea into someone’s head that you do not want there. Plus, contrary to pop culture that shows how much a man and woman should hate each other (When Harry Met Sally) before they come to love each other, if you are having problems at the beginning, there is a good chance you will be having problems at the end.
4. “You mean old thing, I’m just going to have to teach you a lesson.” Insulting and controlling – two things you do not want to be on a first impression.
3. “We have more important things to discuss – arrangements for the wedding, invitations, that sort of thing.” One word: desperate.
2. “Serves you right – spoiling people’s best dreams.” This says that the person isn’t the one that you have been dreaming of; you may be able to compensate if you can succinctly state that the person is better than any dream or cannot compare to your dreams.
1. “Oh, BEADS!” Even if you aren’t in New Orleans on Mardi Gras, shouting something like this says that you are only interested in one thing.
People may tell you to keep your Disney habit hidden. Don't listen to that advice. Sooner or later your addiction will be clear. It is just better to have it out there at the beginning. After all, if the other person doesn't love Disney as much as you do, your life will not be as much fun as you constantly struggle to keep your true emotions about Mickey and his pals under a cup while they strive to get out. Go ahead and lose a shoe if it has to happen; you will have a ball.
5. “I know it isn’t easy, but at least we should try and get along together.” It seems clever enough, but good salesmanship should never put an idea into someone’s head that you do not want there. Plus, contrary to pop culture that shows how much a man and woman should hate each other (When Harry Met Sally) before they come to love each other, if you are having problems at the beginning, there is a good chance you will be having problems at the end.
4. “You mean old thing, I’m just going to have to teach you a lesson.” Insulting and controlling – two things you do not want to be on a first impression.
3. “We have more important things to discuss – arrangements for the wedding, invitations, that sort of thing.” One word: desperate.
2. “Serves you right – spoiling people’s best dreams.” This says that the person isn’t the one that you have been dreaming of; you may be able to compensate if you can succinctly state that the person is better than any dream or cannot compare to your dreams.
1. “Oh, BEADS!” Even if you aren’t in New Orleans on Mardi Gras, shouting something like this says that you are only interested in one thing.
People may tell you to keep your Disney habit hidden. Don't listen to that advice. Sooner or later your addiction will be clear. It is just better to have it out there at the beginning. After all, if the other person doesn't love Disney as much as you do, your life will not be as much fun as you constantly struggle to keep your true emotions about Mickey and his pals under a cup while they strive to get out. Go ahead and lose a shoe if it has to happen; you will have a ball.